Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
I have hazel eyes
My hair would be swamp water
…my eyes are swamp water
oh god I’ve done too much thinking for one night
This dog could not give any less of a fuck.
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
(Source: , via xo-perfectly-pretty-in-pink-xo)